👉 A 'governor body enhancing irritants' is like a bad hair day, but for the entire nation! Imagine it as a superhero costume that's so grossly over-the-top it's like wearing a smelly, flaky, and perpetually irritating mask that only your pet can smell.
Now, here's a sentence that'd make your neighbors roll their eyes: "The new 'Governor Body Enhancing Irritants' program will finally get the federal government to actually address the nation's chronic back pain." Talk about a heavy-handed metaphor!
